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JOKE LISTING -  Okay, select a joke...I dare ya!

Female Comebacks Hard Day Age and Womanhood
American Tourist in Mexico American Tourist in Moscow Bumper Stickers
C Monkey Carpet Installer Cat Diary
Cat Haiku Clinton 1-liners Clinton 2
Condoms Creative Writing Class Did you ever just wonder
Dog Stuff Drunk Man in Church Dumb People
Elderly Ranchers Grades in Sex Ed Great Things about getting Older
Heaven / Hell Hunters Ladies help for gift shopping for men
Linda & Jill boyfriend conversation Lockheed Martin announces layoffs Lone Ranger
Long Day More Full-Deckisms New Chicken Recipe
Nutty Anthropologist One-Liners Politically Correct Christmas
Pope and Queen of England Job Application Proverbs for new millennium
Puns Questions 1 Questions 2
Quotes from the Office Sadie and Ester Salesman of the Year
Science Fiction Story Smileys with an Attitude
Tasteless Diana Jokes Taxi Ride Test Your Vocabulary
The Poultry Farmer The Predicted Top Ten Celebrity Deaths The Top 15 new Names for the Mir Space Station
The Top 16 things overhead at Promise keepers rally Things that make you go hmmmm Things to do at Wal-Mart
Three guys in Saudi Arabia Top 13 reasons to go to Work Naked Top 10 Party Games for Old Folks
Traffic Summons Twas the Month After Christmas  Twas the Week After Christmas
Vacation in Las Vegas Vacation in Transylvania Wife Presents
Work or Play on Sabbath You know your in California when... You know you've had too much holiday cheer...
You might be in EMS if... ZipperGate
16 Things it took me too long to learn Anagrams Another Bar Joke (really bad)
Another Blond Joke College Freshmen As They Get Old
Bar Joke Bus Stop Charity
Daffinitions Dangerfield Lines Dating VS Marriage
Daughters Dates Dave & Mabel Devices
Do you Remember? Doggie Definitions Family History
First Jewish President 25 Signs you've had too much of the '90s Fun Facts
Get Rich Quick Impotent Just Like Vince
Ladies Night Out Lewinski Limericks Little Johnny
Melons Migraines Moral Question
Movies New Life New Position
Old and New Old Man Out Loud
Politically Correct Recently Discovered Redneck
Seven Dwarves She was so blond Sherlock Holmes
Something to Offend everone Sons Southern Quotes
Steering Wheel Stop That Suggestion Box
Teenage Daughters The Christmas Party Memo Thoughts About Exercise
Three Labs at Vet Too Loud Two Drunks
Two Robins Vocal Puzzles You might be from a small town if...
Cincinnati Bengals Lawyer with a Heart New Soup
Potatoes Sophie's Wedding Uncorked
Who wants to be a Millionaire? Rejected Names for Anti-Impotence Drugs Bumper Stickers
Scene of the Accident Actual Graffiti in Microsoft Bathroom Titles for Movie about Elian
Dear John Letter What's that? A blind man
Translations of celebrities Tattoos Employee Performance Evaluation Playing House
Golfing Pepsi Life isn't so bad
Little old Lady 15 surprises at this years Academy Awards Grandma & Granddaughter
Sons Gorilla my dreams Billy Doll
Southern Hospitality Definitions Insurance Salesman
Quotes from the Perfect Man Quotes from the Perfect Woman Three Gay men
Definitely A Woman's Random Thoughts Justice!
Stockbrokers at lunch As they get old Baseball caps
Old man's physical Too loud Men are like...
Worst foursome in golf Family history Get rich quick
Mustard More "hmmmmmers" Texas Newlyweds
Teeth Fishing Dubious Choices for Concert Sponsors
Alternate Terms for "Cubicle" Athletes of the Year Movies about S & M
Entering Heaven The Judge Mother's Milk
Rejected children's books Is there a heaven? Heavens!
Priests clerical clothes 3 blonds Tom Dick & Harry
Ernie Junior Four years old is best Hermaphrodite Baby
Things not to say to a cop Professional Definitions Wedding Vows
Red Buttons on Being Old Ten reasons why it's great to be a man Signs spring break has arrived
Clean up What I want in a Man Signs that old age might be creeping up
Things that it took me 50 years Signs your at an AOL theme park Preacher
Losing Science Fair Projects Why Bragging
Monica Lewinski Interview Signs the Antichrist is a vegetarian Acronym of the year
Indications your spouse is turned on by Happy St. Patrick's Day! Irish
Kosher Computer The Mathematics of Relationships Language of Science
Actual Personals from Israeli Newspapers Irish Humor Wisdom for 2000
Adult Q & A Sick of Blond Jokes Paternity Trial
Signs your Cat's getting old Social Security How you know you're in Southern Calif
Secrets for a happy marriage Speeding Banking & Investing
Baggage Senior Citizens Going Downtown
Dogs VS Women Why Women are Better than Dogs How Women & Dogs are the Same
Sad, Sad story Darwin 99 Nominees The Town gossip
Barbara Walters Shipwrecked Women's T-shirts
Mixed Medley Unpublished Beatles Songs Shopping tips
Jewish Tradition Reasons to go to work naked Optometrist
Women's Training classes A Rabbi, a Hindu & a Lawyer Definitions
Commendation Rules for Budding Grammaticians I'm glad I'm a woman
Signs that you've already grown up Dave Barryisms Sex Test
Is there a heaven? Rejected Children's Book Titles Mother's milk
The Judge Entering Heaven Movies About S&M
Athletes of the year Alternate Terms for "Cubicle"  Dubious Choices for Concert Sponsors
 Fishing Teeth Texas Newlyweds
Pepsi Golfing  Playing House
EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS Translations of Celebrities' Chinese Tattoos Blind Man
What's that?  Dear John Titles for a Movie About Elian Gonzalez
Heavens! Priests's Clerical Clothes 3 Blonds
Tom, Dick and Harry Ernie Junior 4 years old is the best
Hermaphrodite Baby Things NOT to say to a cop Professional Definitions
Actual Personals From Israeli Newspapers   Irish Humor...   WISDOM FOR 2000  
Kosher Computer   The Mathematics Of Relationships Language Of Science  
FAA Checkout   Rain or Snow   Hi.  I'm David.  
obstetrician's wife   GORE'S UNRELEASED CONCESSION SPEECH.   Warning Labels on Toys  
The test   A Winter Wonderland   Phone Call  
Children   FOUR YEARS LATER...   Santa visits  
Company Christmas Party   Clinton's Retirement Plans   TEN REASONS SANTA CLAUS IS A WOMAN  
Dear Santa,  The Interview BUSH INAUGURAL ADDRESS SONG
Favorite Movies of Cannibals   Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged   HELP WANTED:  
Country-Western "Star Trek" Things Overheard in Washington Birds and the Bees  
New Bumper Snickers   Madonna Wedding Vows   Rejected Self-Help Books
Reindeer News Flash   The Twelve Days of Voting   BREAD IS DANGEROUS
A few shorties   Fraternity Brothers   WHEN SANTA RUNS OUT OF PROZAC
Ho Ho Ho,   chocolate chip cookies   Items on Mr. Roger's To-Do List
Tom Swifties  

Movies About the 2000 Election

Puns Intended...
Friends   liven up YOUR Thanksgiving dinner:

I AM WOMAN

Johnnie Cochran Comments   Height   Holy Scripture had been written by college students
Rejected Names for Sport Utility Vehicles   THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T Golfing  

BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN CALIFORNIA

Horny Parrot   Thoughts for the week:
REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED  

Florida Excuses

Wanted  
Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone Vampires in Italy   Christmas from Mom  
FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT   The One-dollar Bill   Library complaint  
Affirmative Action   Major disagreement by candidates   Bookish Young Man  
Players   The outhouse FOOTBALL QUICKIES  
Early Retirement Planning   Austin Powers' pickup lines Redneck Olympics  
Hiking   Mighty Lion   Campaign Promises We'd Like to Hear
If Men TRULY Ran The World. New Baby   10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ESTROGEN ISSUES.  
TGIF  

Irish bloke...

THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES  
WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX   Celebrity Answering Machine Greetings   Two attorneys  
Fortune Teller  

Nothing Fancy

Things Heard at a Magic Convention  
More Bumper snickers   Language skills  

Party Games For Old People

Signs Someone Exaggerates Their Political Accomplishments   Chocolate Test...No cheating   Pregnancy FAQ  

Little Johnny

Temperature   Mugging
Cheating Wife   Differences   Names for Wal-Mart Wine  
Dress Code   Iraqi Border Incident   London Pub
Signs Your Debate is Not Going Well   ELECTRONIC DATA TRANSMISSION DISCLAIMER Your Pet is an Alien from Space  
Bread Bill Gates Penny-Pinching Tips   The Shrink  
Eden   Ways Anna Nicole Smith Will Spend Her $449 Million   Actual Hollywood Movie Pitches  
N C O...Marine talk Advantages of Being the World's Fastest Human   Virus Alert
Olympic Euphemisms for Sex   Doctors Things Overheard During Olympics Opening Weekend  
Moral Issue   Guiness

Personal Ad:

TERMS TO ADD TO YOUR VOCABULARY

Little-Known Foreign Custom Faux Pas

Dinner with Bill and Hillary
Who we are   Home Cooking   More T-Shirts  
And more T-Shirts   Subliminal Messages in Presidential Campaign Ads   Flying  
Newlyweds  

Advertising Slogans for Australian Brothels

The redneck version of Survivor

BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD   Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies Survivor 3  
Roosters   Sex Education Hell  
Revelations in the Beatles' New Tell-All Book  

NewlyWeds...

Cosmetic Surgery  
MALE BASHING  

Nasty New Computer Viruses

Notable Quotables  
Things Texans Do to Beat the Heat Football lineman  

Packing

Info

Dying man calls for priest   Jokes  Still bad and getting worse.
17 Simple Steps to Simulating Life in the Navy Baaaaaddddd!  

Bar hop

Firestone   Truckers   Outside  
Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active   More "You May Be A Redneck If..."   Another stumbling drunk  
Differences in Campaigning with a Jewish Running Mate Overlooked "Survivor" Survival Strategies   Things Overheard at the Republican National Convention  
Divorce   Bar Contest   best bar
when fidel dies   Kelly's tiff   Things Overheard at the Pitt-Aniston Wedding  
Naughty Riddles   Oldies...  

Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen

New College Degrees for the 21st Century   Concorde Sickies... Blonde Car Sales  
Cool Things About Having a Beer Belly  

EUPHEMISMS FOR "GETTING YOUR PERIOD"

Songs on the "Survivor" Soundtrack

REJECTED TITLES FOR THE NEXT "HARRY POTTER" BOOK   Bingo   Dead Horses  
Doctor visit   Polish.. Signs You May Not Be the Perfect Parent  
An Expert on Children   Another Blond Joke Mommy  
"Why do they call it a Pap Smear?"   "IT'S SO HOT IN  PALM SPRINGS THAT..."   Iraqi TV Guide  
Story from Australia   Disney Movies in Hell   Jury Duty